21 12 / 2012

14 11 / 2012

 Ra’s Al Ghul

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14 9 / 2012

jajajaja, hueones ocurrentes…

jajajaja, hueones ocurrentes…

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22 8 / 2012

Dobby’s first and last words.

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22 8 / 2012

Imposible no acordarme de Angel….

Imposible no acordarme de Angel….

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02 8 / 2012

04 7 / 2012

Shut up and take my money!

Shut up and take my money!

29 6 / 2012

que huea más linda…

que huea más linda…

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29 6 / 2012

hornsheldhigh:

When you hear the name Justin Bieber, the words “kvlt as fvck” rarely spring to mind. However, the similarities between this year’s (or last year’s, who keeps up with this shit?) tween pop sensation and black metal bad guy nationalist Varg Vikernes are too many to ignore. For example…

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27 6 / 2012

June 26, 1997 → Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone was Released

 ”Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you’d expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn’t hold with such nonsense.” 

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12 6 / 2012

10000days1138:

I went to the Ronnie James Dio memorial service on May 24th and one of the speakers told a hilarious story about Dio while he was in the hospital.
One day while Ronnie had his oxygen mask on he asked one of the many attractive nurses “Are my testicles black?” The nurse seemed slightly confused, yet she lifted up his blankets and proceeded to feel his testicles. She said “No sir, there appears to be nothing wrong with your testicles.” Ronnie took off his oxygen mask, smiled, and said “That was very nice of you my dear, but are my test results back?”

10000days1138:

I went to the Ronnie James Dio memorial service on May 24th and one of the speakers told a hilarious story about Dio while he was in the hospital.

One day while Ronnie had his oxygen mask on he asked one of the many attractive nurses “Are my testicles black?” The nurse seemed slightly confused, yet she lifted up his blankets and proceeded to feel his testicles. She said “No sir, there appears to be nothing wrong with your testicles.” Ronnie took off his oxygen mask, smiled, and said “That was very nice of you my dear, but are my test results back?”

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11 6 / 2012

peliculaza!

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08 6 / 2012

Se que te toca una carne bien jugosa a ti
Deberias a mi amigo entero devorar
y te gustara tu ya lo verás
solo te tienes que formar
tieenes ganas (sip sip sip)
deee tocino (yop yop yop)
eees un cerdo (yop yop yop)
quieres cenar cerdo tu tambien JU! (SI!)

Se que te toca una carne bien jugosa a ti

Deberias a mi amigo entero devorar

y te gustara tu ya lo verás

solo te tienes que formar

tieenes ganas (sip sip sip)

deee tocino (yop yop yop)

eees un cerdo (yop yop yop)

quieres cenar cerdo tu tambien JU! (SI!)

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08 6 / 2012

MODULO BÁSICO

En español: 
Tres brujas miran tres relojes Swatch. ¿Cual bruja mira cual reloj? 

En ingles: 
Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch? 

MODULO INTERMEDIO

En español: 
Tres brujas ‘travestis’ miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch. ¿Cual bruja travesti mira los botones de cual relojSwatch? 

En ingles: 
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

 

MODULO AVANZADO: 

En español: 
Tres brujas suecas transexuales miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch suizos. 
¿Cual bruja sueca transexual mira cual boton de cual reloj Swatch suizo?
 


En ingles: 
Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch? 

07 6 / 2012

MAESTRO!

petercarcass:

JAJAJAJA

MAESTRO!

petercarcass:

JAJAJAJA

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